I must of course start by saying how blessed I feel to have you in my life. I have wonderful and often inappropriate creations that would never exist had it not been for your frickin coolness.

There was a lot of policy and religion in the app. The kind of stuff that makes me feel more separated than part of a community. I had to leave it. I sure miss the giveaways though, oh my @nojokecookies how I love thee and the son of a bitch that won't siphon them into my existence. He knows who he is. Haha.

It was too much for me. It's good though cuz nearly all social media is. The true point of this banter is to say this

how is your sauce? Is it generic? It has a great name. Have you considered sample bottles? Like an airplane shot bottle would be clever.

Anyway just curious about that sauce! (read the word "sauce" with a deep southern drawl please)

I love those email deals.

I love you sticky!

Richard